Planet Swans

Longlostjack wrote: ↑

10 Apr 2021 22:40

Reckon anyone within 3 shots of the lead at the end of today stands a chance. Carnoustie or any links course beats Augusta any day. Nice bit of wind to upset the Yanks.

...but Augusta greens are like glass innit...we all know that...

exiledclaseboy wrote: ↑

10 Apr 2021 17:55

Funeral next Saturday at 3pm which probably means most of that day’s sport will bite the dust.

A great time to cut the grass or repoint the chimney or clean out the gutters or Karcher the drive?

Great result that I did not see coming. Hope this is the start of a decent run of results. Only saw the second half, but was much more encouraging. Well-done to Cooper and the lads.

:arrow: To be blunt I couldn't really give two fks. I'm ambivalent on the whole royalty issue, but what does piss me off is the way the mainstream media has just got gone completely apeshit about it and blanket covered for hours and hours. They cancelled Gardeners World ffs! When the Queen snuffs it...

Shows how things are going when 79% of PS poll responders, including me, predict a Millwall win.

(Now up to 83%. Edit.08/04)

Sad times indeed.

I want Cooper to explain what has changed since the awesome Norwich result?

Sad news indeed. A brilliant actor gone way too young.

RIP Paul.

Fk me my team depresses me sometimes. Recent results and performances have been just embarressing and makes the whole of Swansea look like a bunch of arseholes. I don't just blame Cooper and the ineffectual bunch of arsewipes that calls themselves our 'team' : the real blame has to be attributed to ...

What a prime example of poor man management, and a complete ineptitude in reading a game. The guy is shot. Cooper needs a long, long rest, while those smug American c***s across the Atlantic, that cannot even be arsed to visit us in YEARS, can fkn just frig themselves off. Next level enough for you ...

Hard lines Dhanda

Just nail this chance now!

Jack2jack wrote: ↑

02 Apr 2021 21:21

BrynCartwright wrote: ↑

02 Apr 2021 21:19

Well he was, and he's the bollox...

Tidy, keep us updated, as I'm a bit busy watching a load of blokes, aimlessly kicking a ball around atm.

His segment on the importance of mulching was fascinating. It needs to be a good 2 inches deep at least apparently.

I cannot wait for the fans to get back into the Liberty to give these arseholes a massive kick up the arse. A bit better I guess in the last few minutes, but still looking pretty clueless.

Jack2jack wrote: ↑

02 Apr 2021 21:14

BrynCartwright wrote: ↑

02 Apr 2021 21:08

Monty Don on Gardeners World fascinating everyone with his Sweet Peas is brilliant.

Should we be planting them now Bryn

Well he was, and he's the bollox...

swan65split wrote: ↑

02 Apr 2021 21:02

Copamundial wrote: ↑

02 Apr 2021 20:50

Just turned on The Great British Menu, absolutely magnificent, everything you need , goalmouth action , crunching tackles and total commitment.

And pasties at half time,

Monty Don on Gardeners World fascinating everyone with his Sweet Peas is brilliant.

His narration of Jeff Wayne's War of the World's is just epic, and his story of Mr. Jenkins senior suddenly turning up at home half cut after one of his extended piss up disappearances, along with a mangy old greyhound on a bit of string, exclaiming their money worries were over, still amuses.